The conversation that must have led to this picture
[Photo taken this afternoon in a Portland grocery store parking lot.]
“All right, ladies, let’s go to the grocery store!”
“OK! Let me just put on my too-tight low-rise jeans that leave the back side of my muffin top exposed!”
“And should I change out of my pajamas?”
“Nah, don’t worry about it. I’m wearing the pants that only come up to the bottom of my butt.”
“What if we get to the store and discover we’re out of wiper fluid?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll bring this jug of moonshine just in case.”
“OK, we’re ready!”
“Let’s go!”
“Don’t forget to lock the double-wide!”
August 20th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Well, Mr. Know-It-Alls, we DID forget to lock the double-wide, and all of my mini hooded sweatshirts were stolen! By a possum!
August 20th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I bet they all swap clothes!
August 20th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Something tells me this was taken with a camera phone. Well done.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
This needs to have the caption “Epic Fail” printed on it.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:09 am
Caption:
“My butt is too fat.” “My butt is too skinny.” “My butt is just right.”
August 21st, 2008 at 7:32 am
The best thing about this, for me, is the Google Ad for “Tight Low-Rise Jeans!” right at the top of the page.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:51 am
@ Kourtney
I would really like to see a photo of that possum…
August 21st, 2008 at 8:48 am
My google add says “Girls Showing Thongs”
Too bad the picture is too pixelated to confirm or deny.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:28 am
“Too bad the picture is too pixelated to confirm or deny.”
No, I think in this case, it is merciful.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Eric,
Were you shopping at Walmart again?
August 21st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Every time I see guys wearing saggy pants pulled down that far I am tempted to run up and yank their pants down so as to embarrass them. Does that make me a bad person?
August 21st, 2008 at 10:43 pm
jefers, that was my first thought as well!!! I happen to be employed by that fine trailer-trash shopping heaven, & that is pretty much standard apparel worn by the wonderful shoppers who keep my butt employed until I graduate!! I almost fell over the other day, because when I was walking through the store on my break, there was a lady who was probably 5′ 5″ & if she was under 200 lbs, I’ll eat a peice of chicken from the deli!! Anyway, she had on the shortest shorts, if they could still be called that, & a tube top, that she kept yanking up, & what my dad calls “hooker heels”. It was an image that was almost as bad as the Comic Con guy Eric introduced us to a couple of weeks ago!!!! I think my favorite Wal-Mart outfit though, is the BYU co-eds that go strolling through the store, in their little flannel pj bottoms, a t-shirt, & slippers that are of some cartoon character, acting as if they’re God’s gift to mankind. Hello? You’re in Wal-Mart……in pjs…..huh?!?
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
When I see the low saggy pants, I always just hope the guy is a good wiper. And that he never has to run away from a bad guy.
I still feel like a slob if I go to WalMart without putting on mascara.