There are better places to put that…
Gazing out the window at my local coffeehouse, I saw a guy ride past on a bicycle with a DVD case from Video Verite (a local rental place specializing in non-mainstream DVDs) sticking out of the back of his pants, half in and half out. It was too big to fit in his pocket, and he didn’t have a backpack or anything, so he put it there. I guess I just wanted to warn you that if you rent a DVD from Video Verite, there is a slight chance that it has recently spent time in a guy’s sweaty butt crack. Just FYI.
(Yes, of course I tried to get a picture, but he was gone before I could do it. It’s a shame, because it would have gone nicely in my Gallery of People’s Unfortunate Butt-Related Choices.)
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
And if I wasn’t OCD enough before…
August 24th, 2008 at 1:14 am
It seems like there’s a joke missing here about the title of the rental. But I tried and couldn’t think of one.
August 24th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Gross. Maybe that’s why I don’t rent movies. You don’t know where they’ve been.