Obama was able to treat “Would Biden would be a better president than Palin?” as though it were a legitimate, non-hilarious question. NICE.

To the people who are upset about ACORN: All I have to do to vote multiple times is *register* to vote multiple times? It’s that easy? Huh.

Where does C4 explosive come from? People in movies always have it so readily at hand. Can you buy it at Rite-Aid?

@davechensky We think alike! I saw that the other day and was JUST THIS MINUTE linking to it on my blog! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

Courtesy of Serious Eats, behold: The Fatty Melt. It’s a hamburger where the top bun has been replaced by a grilled cheese sandwich, and the bottom bun has been replaced by another grilled cheese sandwich. In other words, first make you two grilled cheese sandwiches. Then you put a hamburger (and, I’d have to say, bacon, cheese, and condiments) between them. Then you eat the whole thing and die. This might replace the Big Easy as my new favorite deadly sandwich invention.