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‘Twilight’ fans react! Er, overreact

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

So I wrote that parody of “Twilight” a couple weeks ago, and some of the comments people have posted have demonstrated something I should have thought of beforehand: If you write about a subject that interests teenage girls, a lot of teenage girls will respond, and a lot of teenage girls aren’t very smart!

In particular, there seems to be a lot of confusion over a very non-confusing sentence in the parody’s preface. I wrote:

["Twilight"] has been enjoyed by millions of readers, and hailed as the best book they’ve ever read by people who don’t read a lot of books.

Note that I didn’t say the only people who enjoy the book are those who don’t read much. I said the only people who say it’s the best book they’ve ever read don’t read much. Enjoying the book: fine. Believing it to be the best book you’ve ever read: you don’t read enough.

But apparently some of my readers don’t read enough, because their reading comprehension skills are questionable.

For example, comment #79:

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Maybe ‘Gran Torino’ isn’t so g…

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Maybe ‘Gran Torino’ isn’t so good after all… WB isn’t screening it here until Jan., far too late to be considered for 2008 top 10 lists.

All these movies about the Naz…

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

All these movies about the Nazis and concentration camps– ugh! I’m tired of them! I’m starting to wish the Holocaust had never happened!

@williambgoss Seven Pounds is …

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

@williambgoss Seven Pounds is definitely 118; The Day Keanu Stood Still is allegedly 93.

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