@Hamster69 Oh, but he did! “Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins”! It was an atrocity.

is compiling his top 10 list for 2008. Will YOUR film make it??? (If you are Martin Lawrence, the answer is no.)

The Onion: “Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between ‘One Man And One Wolfman’” http://tinyurl.com/3p6uuy

@Jet_Set Blame is definitely in order: Someone had accidentally turned off the emergency gas valve in the basement. Don’t know who, though.

Thank you all for your support during ApartmentHeatGate 2008.

Landlady contacted, basement furnace dealt with, crisis averted. I guess I can close the oven door now.

@jooshanoosh Hmm, I don’t know if Junko is flammable or not. Landlady is usually pretty good, so I assume the problem will be fixed soon…

62º in my apartment now. Landlady MIA. Preparing to slaughter tauntaun, climb inside, await rescue.

Yay! The heat has stopped working in my apartment! My yuletide is complete!

@PetalumaFilms Great post. I especially like the crack at Hollywood Elsewhere…