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@rejects ‘CSI: Shamwow’ is ter…

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

@rejects ‘CSI: Shamwow’ is terrible. I don’t even need to see it to know that.

@rejects: Why would you debate…

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

@rejects: Why would you debate the merits of a movie with someone who *hasn’t even seen it?* You’re just wastin’ your twitter breath, man.

Random tidbit: I learned at a …

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Random tidbit: I learned at a party last night that the lead singer of Spin Doctors once tried to sleep with my friend’s wife.

@FilmThreat I had the same tho…

Friday, January 30th, 2009

@FilmThreat I had the same thought about Miles/Dharma training guy, though I confess it was mostly based on racial profiling. Sorry.

I’ve had to stop following cer…

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I’ve had to stop following certain people’s Tweets because all they ever did was gloat and/or give vague, tantalizing hints about things.

Apparently the new photos from…

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Apparently the new photos from the “G.I. Joe” movie suggest it’s going to be terrible. WHAT?!!!?!?!?! WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THAT?!?!!!?!?

Friday movie roundup – Jan. 30

Friday, January 30th, 2009

The interesting thing about Renee Zellweger is that even though I can’t stand her, I often like her films. So it’s nice to see her starring in “New in Town,” which is every bit as awful as a Renee Zellweger movie ought to be. This is where you belong, Renee — not in good movies like “Chicago” and “Bridget Jones’s Diary,” but in shockingly lazy cliché compilations like “New in Town.” Welcome home!

In better news, “Taken” is a fun bit of action fluff starring Liam Neeson as an ex-CIA agent trying to save his daughter from bad guys. Think “24,” but crammed into 90 minutes. My review is at Cinematical.

The third wide release this weekend is “The Uninvited,” an Asian horror remake about two teenagers who think their dad’s new girlfriend might be up to no good. Also, since it’s an Asian horror remake, it has ghosts. Not a bad film, actually, at least overall. My feelings are somewhat conflicted. Read the review for more.

I also caught up with “My Bloody Valentine” (in 3D!) last weekend, and found it good enough. I watched “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans,” too, but haven’t had time to write a review yet. It’s no better than the last two “Underworld” movies, though, and possibly a bit worse.

Finally, I’ve decided to discontinue the weekly “In the Dark” podcast, effective immediately. The amount of work involved has always outweighed the amount of fun involved, and listenership has never been high enough to justify it. Moreover, I’ve realized that most movie podcasts that are popular aren’t just one guy talking about movies, but two or more people having a conversation. I could do that with mine, but the logistics and technology involved would make it even more time-consuming and labor-intensive than it already is — and it still wouldn’t guarantee an increase in my web traffic (which is ultimately the point, of course). Basically, to make the podcast a viable, useful, effective tool, I would need to put a lot more time, effort, and money into it than I’m prepared to do right now. There are other, more productive things I want to focus on, like widening my crystal meth operation. (We’re working on new flavors!)

To those of you who have been regular listeners of the podcast, I thank you. If you really want to hear me talk about movies, you can always call me on the phone, provided you have my number and that I answer when I see it’s you.

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And the first “F” grade of 200…

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

And the first “F” grade of 2009 goes to … “New in Town”! http://tinyurl.com/dlhkfe

@ranielle It was an understand…

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

@ranielle It was an understandable error. Apparently there is a lot of crossover between men who wear eyeliner and men who carry compasses.

Oh, and the guy with eyeliner …

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Oh, and the guy with eyeliner who gave me the compass was Richard on “Lost.” Do I have to spell everything out for you people??

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