Ah, April Fool’s — the day for dumb people to demonstrate that they don’t know the difference between “joking” and “lying.”

As a member of the OFCS Governing Committee, I am now properly addressed as “Governor Snider.” Please make a note of that.

Congratulations to the new Governing Committee of the Online Film Critics Society: @maryannjohanson, @scottEweinberg, and @EricDSnider (me!)

Most Onion articles fizzle after the headline, but this one’s good all the way through: http://tinyurl.com/cteycq

WEIRD COINCIDENCE: This week’s new wide releases, “Adventureland” and “Fast & Furious,” are BOTH 107 minutes long!!!!

@jamesrocchi Don’t you think Brock Sampson, based solely on his name, should have an associate named Brand Rackley?

Finally removed Jeff Wells’ blog from my RSS reader. I removed David Poland about a year ago, so I guess Wells wins?

@FyodorFish @rejects Wait until after the OFCS governing committee elections. There might be change in the air! Sweet, asphyxiating change.

Raise your hand if you’re getting a relaxing professional massage today. NOT SO FAST, PEOPLE WHO AREN’T ME!

Dad’s bday is 3/27. Sister’s is 4/4. I JUST NOTICED that they’re only 8 days apart. Being in different months threw me off all this time.