I have bid NYC adieu and returned safely home to Portland. Farewell, NYC, my beloved tawdry whore! I shall refondle you anon.

@PetalumaFilms Where was that? My friend and I were wondering where it was filmed as we watched it.

@DavidHarley Let me guess, Dave — you love this movie.

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: “Howard the Duck” (finally!). http://tinyurl.com/chhqgf

When Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com debuted just over a year ago, I asked readers for suggestions. By far the most frequently mentioned title was “Howard the Duck.” Unfortunately, it wasn’t available on DVD at the time — probably because the studio knew I was gunning for it!!! — but now, at last, our prayers have been answered, “Howard the Duck” has been digitally remastered, and it is finally the subject of Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com. Do enjoy.

If they don’t turn down the air-conditioning in this Starbucks, I will take my wifi-mooching to a different Starbucks. DON’T THINK I WON’T!

@dhersam “Jesus-like” is a rather flowery description, but it doesn’t change the underlying facts. Don’t miss the point here.

Your daily dose of an ignorant congressperson: “Mathew Shepard wasn’t killed because he was gay” http://tinyurl.com/d3pq9f

RT @nfmccourt Medics say swine fever is a combination of four existing strains – disco fever, saturday night fever, lottery fever, and AIDS.

HA HA HA