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Sunday, May 31st, 2009If you want to know what the people who watch MTV think about movies, you should definitely watch the– what? You don’t? OK.
If you want to know what the people who watch MTV think about movies, you should definitely watch the– what? You don’t? OK.
Cookie Cake Pie! http://bit.ly/dS3Of The only way to make it better would be if it were a Cookie Cake Pie Doughnut. (via @MissFive)
Reader complains about newspaper’s use of “profanity.” The word in question: “crap.” Seriously. http://tinyurl.com/nsyuzg
Happy birthday @bmerritt ! One of my best friends, and one of the funniest guys I’ve ever met. (Also: very, very old.)
From now on, “grown” is pronounced “groun,” so it rhymes with “brown.” Pass it along.
@AdultsInTheRoom Comic Sans, flashing, with spinning police sirens on either side and a MIDI version of “YMCA” that plays automatically.
Overheard at coffeeshop, two young dudes: “We should bro down sometime.” “Yeah, man, give me your digits.” BRO DOWN?? Do people say that??
Q about black guys in horror films came from watching THE THING — two perfectly good black guys, and none of them gets killed first.
Leaf blower! Yes! I knew it was a prop from earlier in the film, but couldn’t remember what. And yes, “WALL-E” connection noted.
“Up”: Refresh my memory — Scene where Russell dangles from cluster of balloons… What does he use to propel himself? Fire extinguisher?
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