RT @Jet_Set Dear Jackholes with the bullhorn who asked me to remove my clothing: http://tinyurl.com/noesz3

@DawnTaylor666 I watched the 1st ep of THE WIRE when it premiered and said “meh.” (Actual quote.) But apparently it got awesome after that.

WB’s exit polling showed 86% of opening weekend audience for “My Sister’s Keeper” was female. That seems low.

@ErikDavis If you’re babysitting yourself, you can call it whatever you want. You should probably get some adult supervision, though.

I just appeared on camera in the “documentary” part of the “movie” that my “friend” @AdultsInTheRoom is “making”! I’m “famous”!

@ErikDavis Technically, I believe you’re not allowed to call it “babysitting” when it’s your own baby. Some woman told me that.

The Deseret News has a twitter feed?? That’s like your email-forwarding, Geocities-using grandma having a twitter feed. @deseretnews

I have almost as much screen time in “Public Enemies” as Channing Tatum does, and I wasn’t even in the movie.

What I’m also getting from this is further evidence that I’m a sham of a human being for not having watched “The Wire.”

@SceneStealrEric Peter Gerety, thank you! Very familiar-looking actor. He’s a That Guy (as in, “Hey, look, it’s That Guy!”).