@jamesrocchi It’s OK, James. Everyone still loves your McConaughey. #ifyouknowwhatimean #andithinkyoudo

@jamesrocchi Let’s go to the tape: http://bit.ly/4DFPRW

Here is Thursday’s episode of a comic strip called Adams’ Apples, which appears exclusively in my local paper, The Oregonian, and is not available online.

The artist, Jim Adams, is a local schoolteacher, and the strip is apparently autobiographical. It is also consistently amateurishly drawn, awkwardly worded, and unfunny.

In this example, he has used a joke that I distinctly remember reading a better-worded version of in a joke book I checked out of the library when I was 7.

But never mind that.

“DICIDED”??

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@scottEweinberg Armond White dissed @KarinaLongworth because he knew it would be the unpopular opinion to have.