One more reason to dislike Armond White: He doesn’t think any online film critics are legit. http://bit.ly/7rQNG

Long but riveting article about a Texas man executed for murders that, whoops, he probably didn’t commit. http://bit.ly/6zFwC

The first rule of FIGHT CLUB’s 10th anniversary is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB’s 10th anniversary. http://bit.ly/12HFlg

Marge Simpson to appear in Playboy. Bonus: Playboy’s chief executive is named Flanders. http://bit.ly/3PaE6t

I want to apologize for my previous tweet. There is no Nobel Prize for Keepin’ It Real. The Nobel Prize I won was for Lying.

just won the Nobel Prize for Keepin’ It Real.

RT @bmerritt Best Typo Ever? (This one’s for @EricDSnider ) http://bit.ly/4BZit3 // Dear Brett, Thanks for that! Warmest retards, Eric.