NBC’s Thursday night lineup is really, really funny — right up until Leno. Hits it like a brick wall.

I mean, it’s not impromptu. He got dressed up, went to the studio, let them put makeup on him … and then wore a cowboy hat. Why?

CNN has two guests via satellite, one wearing a cowboy hat, one not. I automatically assume the non-cowboy-hat man is smarter.

This isn’t the first time a 6-year-old boy has ruined my day’s productivity, but it is the first time it didn’t end in tragedy.

RT @jtotten THE BOY IS FLYING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, that pic was of Will Forte as “The Falconer.” Get it? The Falconer? Maybe he could have looked … for … Falcon … I’m sorry.

You know who they should have called to look for him? This guy. http://bit.ly/2qQrQr (Obscure?)

Louisiana justice of the peace won’t give an interracial couple a marriage license. What year is it there? http://bit.ly/bkY7N

RT @ElisabethRappe The innocent victim in all of this was the balloon. It just wanted to fly free! And you killed it!

CNN: Balloon Boy was hiding in the attic. Well, great, now the Nazis are going to find him. Nice job, CNN.