Watching ANTICHRIST made me want to crawl into a burrow and bludgeon a crow. If you know what I mean.

I’m not going to see the Michael Jackson movie. No one’s assigned it to me, and I have no interest in it. Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

This bag of Circus Animal cookies was only $1.75 at Fred Meyer last week. It’s easily the best purchase I’ve ever made.

What’s that, stomach? You want some Mother’s brand pink and white frosted Circus Animal cookies? THEN SO SHALL IT BE!

Sometimes a celebrity dies and you think, “I had no idea that person was still alive!” Today’s example: Geocities. http://bit.ly/2wU6Y0

RT @marklisanti This week’s Mad Men Power Rankings: http://bit.ly/3lz9PI // All fans must read these every week. They are magical.

I like seeing “ObamaCare” in a headline, because it means I can skip that article without missing anything substantive or well-reasoned.

This guy, Russell Bender, writes letters to all 3 big Utah papers at least once a week. I guess everyone needs a hobby. http://bit.ly/2NC3FM