40-year-old women lusting after TWILIGHT’s male stars: You’re not “cute.” You’re not “cougars.” You’re “creepy.”
Archive for November, 2009
In which I express alarm that I am JUST NOW learning of the existence of Steven Seagal’s energy drink: http://bit.ly/7Ngf6i
Oh, nice going, Eric. You created a feature that requires you to watch JACK, starring Robin Williams as a 40-year-old boy.
Why isn’t @bmerritt online so I can chat with him? Sometimes I doubt his commitment to letting me waste his time when he’s at work.
@Jenn_Brown Was there a screening?
No one is doing publicity for BROTHERS in Portland, not even the usual Lionsgate publicist. Critics in other markets: similar weirdness?
RT @ColeAbaius How dedicated are you to leaving your old life behind and starting fresh? http://bit.ly/6BvrSB <– fun article
Just because it’s been a while, here’s a picture that makes me laugh every single time I look at it: http://bit.ly/sDNJq
Happy Thanksgiving, loyal followers! I love every single one of you.* (*May not be true.)
Letter to the editor: Sarah Palin is “nationally respected” and is “the Joan of Arc of traditional American values.” http://bit.ly/4QwCMH