Even though I’m not famous and no one has tried to impersonate me, I want a “Verified” tag on my Twitter account, because it’s cool.
Archive for June, 2010
DESPICABLE ME delighted the 7-year-olds, as well as the 45-year-old hyena woman next to me. Take the kids and/or hyenas!
I look forward to Armond White’s positive review of THE LAST AIRBENDER.
If you say that something is “based off” something, you are saying it wrong. It’s “based on.” YOU’RE WELCOME.
Yes, 5NAL DESTINATION is an awful title. But let’s not overlook the real crime, which is that they’re making a 5th FINAL DESTINATION movie.
“That ‘bicycle’ of yours? It’s just a non-motorized, two-wheeled mode of transportation powered by pedaling! SO THERE!”
Yes, genius, there is NO WORSE insult you can deliver to a critic than telling him his review is “just [his] opinion.” #definitionofreview
RT @bmerritt Guys, I just heard the marionette operator for Larry King’s corpse is retiring. A sad day for puppet enthusiasts everywhere.