My ‘comedy’ ‘songs’ are on the Internet
One of the secrets from my past is that I recorded two CDs of live comedy. Mostly it’s me playing the piano and singing, though there is also some talking. (I am better at talking than singing.) “Will Make Jokes for Food” came out in 2003, with the follow-up, “Monkeys and Pirates Are Funny,” in 2006. Some of the songs were written during that time, but a lot of them were much older, having been written for the Garrens Comedy Troupe at BYU between 1993 and 2001.
The CDs were basically self-released, and I sold them through my website and when I would do live shows, which wasn’t very often. Now they’re out of print, so I have uploaded many of the songs to iLike.com, where you can listen to them or download them. For free, even!
Here’s my iLike page. I’ve divided the songs not by album but by category, “General Merriment” and “Merriment Specific to Utah and/or Mormon Culture.” (The Mormons may be interested to know that included in that batch is a brand-new updated version of “The General Authorities Song.”) If you’re not familiar with Utah and/or Mormon culture, you won’t get the jokes in those songs, but trust me, they are hilarious. The other songs should be equally amusing to all persons regardless of geography or creed.
Not everything from the CDs is on here. I might add some more over time. There are a few songs that I just don’t think are funny anymore. There are others that I like but where my performance on the recordings is subpar. I had a tendency to play things increasingly faster. I also had a tendency to play some wrong notes on the piano. That’s the trouble with someone who doesn’t do a lot of live shows recording live albums: I wasn’t practiced at getting things exactly right. I’ve toyed with the idea of re-recording some of these songs in the studio (i.e., my apartment, with my computer), but then of course we’d lose the audience reaction, which I think adds to the effect. So I don’t know.
Also, there are two songs, “Not Fooling Anyone” and “Mel Gibson,” that came after the CDs. The latter was after Mel’s drunk-driving anti-Jew tirade, but before the racist misogyny tirades.
(If you want liner notes on the songs, including the ones not online, here’s “Will Make Jokes for Food,” and here’s “Monkeys and Pirates Are Funny.”)

November 30th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I remember well the first time I heard “Is It Weird” and the breath-holding what-has-he-done-now feeling in my stomach when I was afraid of where it was going. Hard to believe that was so long ago now.
November 30th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Years ago, a friend introduced me to you via the “General Authorities” song and “Since My Best Friend Got Engaged,” which led me to read a trillion Snide Remarks and subscribe to your movie reviews. You’ve grown more clever over the years, but “Since My Best Friend Got Engaged” made some great points.
December 1st, 2010 at 9:05 am
Bless you, Eric.
December 1st, 2010 at 3:13 pm
It won’t let me download the songs. Is it just me?
December 1st, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I’m pleased to say that I purchased both of those CDs, and my boys and I still love ‘em. We also have Eric’s book of sheet music, which I believe is called “Songs” (I don’t want to run down stairs to make sure). My 13 year old, even though he’s never seen the X-Files, still plays the Scully Song from time to time (and other songs as well, of course).
Some of my other favorites:
My Siamese Twin Fiancé
When I Was Six
Is It Weird
UVSC (I went there when it was UVCC)
In other words, go to the iLike page, listen to some musical hilarity, and send Eric some money. (I have no affiliation with Eric, other than I once sent him some money for said CDs).
December 3rd, 2010 at 7:52 am
The UVSC song is simply amazing. If I ever meet you, I owe you a bee–um, soda.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:40 am
I love the songs! I could relate to “Since My Best Friend Got Engaged.” My brother was my roommate right after my mission and he was always snuggling with his girlfriend (now wife) and it was hard to have a conversation with him because he was always staring into her eyes. What did I do to solve the problem. I got engaged, myself, of course!!