It Had to be U
The Garrens Comedy Troupe:
"It Had to be U"
by Eric D. Snider, Gina James, Lisa Valentine Clark
Originally performed by The Garrens Comedy Troupe on
As a child I dreamed that someday
When the time came, I'd go away
To BYU
That's what I'd do, Where I'd go.
But then the time came that I had to apply
Show my merits off to the Y
And when they saw all of my flaws,
They said, NO!
So,
It had to be the U, and not BYU
I had to admit that I couldn't quit a habit or two
And my GPA was less than okay
My transcripts I tried, wanted to hide, my 1.2
All others I've tried have also denied.
Even UVSC didn't want me, I was overqualified.
The Y told me no, the U they were thrilled.
With all of my faults, they took me still.
It had to be the U,
The Devil Red U
It had to be the U.
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Ashley says:
November 17, 2006 at 2:24 pmDont diss the U! Utah rocks!! Byu Sucks
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Rachel says:
December 25, 2006 at 3:45 pmHAHA!! I love it!
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Comments & Reaction:
Lisa and her sister Gina were asked to put together some entertainment for a BYU alumni function, and they recruited me to help out. We wrote this parody, figuring it would be easy laughs from a BYU alumni crowd. We were right. ("The U" is the University of Utah, by the way, the archrival and perceived spiritual inferior to BYU.)