Tiptoes
Movie Review
"Tiptoes"
Review by Eric D. Snider
Grade: C-
Rating: R
Released: Thursday, January 15, 2004
Directed by:
Cast:
After "Tiptoes" had its premiere screening at Sundance, director Matthew Bright told the audience the producers threw him off the film as soon as shooting was done, and that while he hasn't seen (and won't see) the finished product, he's certain they botched it.
Well, "Tiptoes" is a mess, for sure. But I think it would have been a mess anyway, given that its screenplay (by Bill Weiner) is sanctimonious and maudlin, playing like an educational film on dwarfism, and that the performances are one-dimensional.
There is an affable dwarf named Rolfe (Gary Oldman) with a normal-sized twin brother named Steven (Matthew McConaughey, who is 11 years younger than Gary Oldman). Their parents are little people, too -- a fact Steven has hidden from his girlfriend Carol (Kate Beckinsale).
Steven's maybe a little embarrassed by his small family, but when Carol gets pregnant, the possibility she will have a dwarf baby makes it crucial that everything be discussed openly. This leads to much Movie-of-the-Week angst and informative conversation. ("Did you know dwarfism affects this and this and this?" "Why, no, I didn't, please tell me more.")
For some reason, Rolfe's dwarf friend Maurice (Peter Dinklage) is a crazy French radical, and for some other reason, Maurice picks up a normal-sized hippie named Lucy (Patricia Arquette) on the side of the road and starts fooling around with her. Maurice and Lucy serve no function in the film other than to make it seem almost surreally ridiculous.
You may have noted that Rolfe, a dwarf, is played by Gary Oldman, who is 5'10". This is achieved through the movie magic of having Oldman walk around on his knees. One scene has his lower legs digitally removed, which probably cost a lot but which looks embarrassingly fake. Another time, his lower legs are clearly visible through a glass coffee table that was supposed to keep them hidden. Most of the time, you just wonder, if he's a dwarf, why are his arms so long?
At every turn, we are given more information on dwarfism, and more mini-lessons on how to be tolerant and appreciative of little people. All of which would be fine, if it were part of a movie that was interesting, entertaining or well-acted. But in this case, it's part of a movie that's stilted and awkward -- not altogether boring, I must say, because there's a certain trainwreck curiosity about it, but not recommendable, either. It's a barely watchable experiment gone awry.
Grade: C-
Rated R, a lot of harsh profanity, some brief sexuality
1 hr., 30 min.
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This item has 5 comments
February 12, 2007 at 3:44 pm
This movie is wretched. When I saw it at Sundance, the audience moaned their disapproval at the ending. The dialogue is horrible. I don't know how a screenplay like this ever was taken seriously. On top of that, what are A list actors doing in this movie? Wretched.
August 6, 2007 at 9:16 am
Why does everything have to be so smooth and slick for all you people? If that's what you want go and watch 50 Jerry Bruckheimer movies in one sitting. I loved this disjointed, bizarre and flawed movie.
March 10, 2008 at 1:57 am
#2: That's like saying, "Why do you people like books written with words that are spelled correctly and arranged in a familiar syntax?" Surely you can understand why people primarily favor logical, smooth (both in the sense of well-edited and possessing a comprehensible story arc), sensible movies over "disjointed, bizarre and flawed movie[s]", even if you do like this movie warts-and-all.
Also: Wow, I never thought that I (6'0) was taller than Gary Oldman.
November 30, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Rolfe's being silly!!!!
January 16, 2010 at 5:54 pm
It's possible that I'm incurably naive, but I was fascinated enough by this movie to look up "Gary Oldman," a previously unfamiliar name. There's a poignancy about the whole issue that kept it on my mind for days. Maybe the story was poorly made into a movie, but I didn't notice, except that the crazy guy was a distracting irritant. I found myself transported into the lives of the 3 main characters and the challenges they either faced or ran from.