Critical Mess: ‘Stealth’

Over at, Derek Miner does a feature called “Critical Mess,” where he compiles negative quotes about poorly received movies and makes a fake poster for that movie.

To my great honor, I have been included in his latest work, a poster for “Stealth.” My quote is at the bottom, right underneath Roger Ebert! (He’s not fat anymore, so whatever joke you’re thinking of, it doesn’t work.)

See it here.

(By the way, I was previously featured in the Critical Mess poster for “From Justin to Kelly.”)