Here’s that Southern-fried ‘Snide Remarks’ you ordered

It’s a two-parter! But only one part has been published! You have to wait until next week for the second part! It’s not as exciting as my choice of punctuation would indicate!

This week’s “Snide Remarks,” including the audio version, is here.
The audio version (i.e., the podcast) is also here.
Subscribe to the podcast’s feed here.