It comes with fries and an angioplasty

Courtesy of Serious Eats, behold: The Fatty Melt. It’s a hamburger where the top bun has been replaced by a grilled cheese sandwich, and the bottom bun has been replaced by another grilled cheese sandwich. In other words, first make you two grilled cheese sandwiches. Then you put a hamburger (and, I’d have to say, bacon, cheese, and condiments) between them. Then you eat the whole thing and die. This might replace the Big Easy as my new favorite deadly sandwich invention.