We’re celebrating the 10th anniversary of “Snide Remarks” with a forgotten column being spotlighted every Wednesday, and this week’s “Snide Remarks” Classic is short, goofy, and Christmas-themed! Reading it today will be like having Christmas in whatever month this is!
It’s #139, “A Bowl Full of Telly,” published in the Daily Herald on Dec. 15, 2000. It has a few Utah-specific jokes, all of which are explained in the post-column comments … which makes the comments run longer than the column itself. But never you mind! Read it, and get yourself into the holiday spirit! Ho ho ho!