Toronto tidbits

– Actual name of a woman on a Canadian TV commercial for laser eye surgery: Cherry Tabb.

– Actual status of everything on Canadian TV, whether intentional or not: hilarious.

– Right now there is a parade marching down the boulevard outside my hotel. It is a parade of local Christian churches, each with its own float and, by the sound of it, marching band. A church parade. And I thought regular parades were boring.