This weekend was Portland’s 100th annual Rose Parade, or something. Apparently it’s a big deal. I didn’t go because I hate parades, and also because it was raining, and also because at the exact time the parade was starting I had to watch the new “Nancy Drew” movie. I do love Portland; I just don’t support its many, many parades.
I did, however, manage to see and review “Hostel Part II.” I do not recommend that you do the same.