Your fall TV season premiere dates

Info is gleaned from reputable online sources. New shows are marked with an asterisk (*). Times are Pacific and Eastern; you people in Mountain and Central already know you gotta subtract an hour, right? Don’t ask why, that’s just how it works. Look, if new TV can’t cure your problems, I DON’T KNOW WHAT CAN!

Tuesday, Sept. 8
90210, 8 p.m. (CW)
*Melrose Place, 9 p.m. (CW)
Sons of Anarchy, 10 p.m. (FX)

Wednesday, Sept. 9
America’s Next Top Model, 8 p.m. (CW)
*Glee, 9 p.m. (Fox)
So You Think You Can Dance, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Thursday, Sept. 10
Supernatural, 9 p.m. (CW)
*The Vampire Diaries, 8 p.m. (CW)

Friday, Sept. 11
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Saturday, Sept. 12
America’s Most Wanted, 9 p.m. (Fox)
Cops, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Monday, Sept. 14
Gossip Girl, 9 p.m. (CW)
*The Jay Leno Show, 10 p.m. (NBC)
One Tree Hill, 8 p.m. (CW)

Tuesday, Sept. 15
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m. (NBC)

Wednesday, Sept. 16
*The Beautiful Life: TBL, 9 p.m. (CW)

Thursday, Sept. 17
Bones, 8 p.m. (Fox)
*Community, 9:30 p.m. (moves to 8 p.m. Oct. 8th) (NBC)
Fringe, 9 p.m. (Fox)
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 10 p.m. (FX)
The Office, 9 p.m. (NBC)
Parks and Recreation, 8:30 p.m. (NBC)
Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday, 8 p.m. (NBC)
Survivor: Samoa, 8 p.m. (CBS)

Sunday, Sept. 20
Curb Your Enthusiasm, 9 p.m. (HBO)
*Bored to Death, 9:30 p.m. (HBO)

Monday, Sept. 21
*Accidentally on Purpose, 8:30 p.m. (CBS)
The Big Bang Theory, 9:30 p.m. (CBS)
Castle, 10 p.m. (ABC)
CSI: Miami, 10 p.m. (CBS)
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m. (ABC)
Heroes, 8 p.m. (NBC)
House, 8 p.m. (Fox)
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m. (CBS)
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Tuesday, Sept. 22
*The Forgotten, 10 p.m. (ABC)
*The Good Wife, 10 p.m. (CBS)
NCIS, 8 p.m. (CBS)
*NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Wednesday, Sept. 23
*Cougar Town, 9:30 p.m. (ABC)
Criminal Minds, 9 p.m. (CBS)
CSI: NY, 10 p.m. (CBS)
*Eastwick, 10 p.m. (ABC)
Gary Unmarried, 8:30 p.m. (CBS)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 9 p.m. (NBC)
*Mercy, 8 p.m. (NBC)
*Modern Family, 9 p.m. (ABC)
The New Adventures of Old Christine, 8 p.m. (CBS)

Thursday, Sept. 24

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 9 p.m. (CBS)
*Flash Forward, 8 p.m. (ABC)
Grey’s Anatomy, 9 p.m. (ABC)
The Mentalist, 10 p.m. (CBS)

Friday, Sept. 25
Brothers, 8 p.m. (Fox)
Dollhouse, 9 p.m. (Fox)
Ghost Whisperer, 8 p.m. (CBS)
Law & Order, 8 p.m. (NBC)
Medium, 9 p.m. (CBS)
Numb3rs, 10 p.m. (CBS)
Smallville, 8 p.m. (CW)

Saturday, Sept. 26
Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m. (NBC)

Sunday, Sept. 27
The Amazing Race, 8 p.m. (CBS)
American Dad, 9:30 p.m. (Fox)
Brothers & Sisters, 10 p.m. (ABC)
Californication, 10 p.m. (Showtime)
*The Cleveland Show, 8:30  p.m. (Fox)
Cold Case, 10 p.m. (CBS)
Desperate Housewives, 9 p.m. (ABC)
Dexter, 9 p.m. (Showtime)
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 7 p.m. (ABC)
Family Guy, 9 p.m. (Fox)
The Simpsons, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Monday, Sept. 28
Lie to Me, 9 p.m. (Fox)
*Trauma, 9 p.m. (NBC)

Tuesday, Sept. 29
Hell’s Kitchen, 8 p.m. (Fox)
Shark Tank, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Wednesday, Sept. 30
*Hank, 8 p.m. (ABC)
*The Middle, 8:30 pm. (ABC)

Thursday, Oct. 1
Private Practice, 10 p.m. (ABC)

Friday, Oct. 2
‘Til Death, 8:30 p.m. (Fox)
Sunday, Oct. 4
America’s Funniest Home Videos, 7 p.m (ABC)
*Three Rivers, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Wednesday, Oct. 7
South Park, 10 p.m. (Comedy Central)

Friday, Oct. 9
Ugly Betty, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Wednesday, Oct. 14
Nip/Tuck, 10 p.m. (FX)

Thursday, Oct. 15
30 Rock, 9:30 p.m. (NBC)

Friday, Oct. 16
Supernanny, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Friday, Oct. 23
Southland, 9 p.m. (NBC)

Wednesday, Oct. 28
Friday Night Lights, 9 p.m. (The 101, DirecTV; will re-air on NBC in January)

Tuesday, Nov. 3
*V, 8 p.m. (ABC)

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