Your candidate lacks experience.
My candidate is refreshingly free from the stain of politics.
Your candidate has been part of the Washington system for too long.
My candidate is blessed by years of political know-how.
Your candidate is a reckless loose cannon.
My candidate is a maverick.
Your candidate is exotic and strange.
My candidate represents America’s melting pot.
Your candidate is a flip-flopper.
My candidate adjusts his views as new facts come to light.
Your candidate is cranky and stubborn.
My candidate is tenacious.
Your candidate makes brash, controversial remarks.
My candidate speaks his mind, no matter what.
Your candidate has a checkered past.
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Your candidate has served time in prison.
My candidate has an intricate knowledge of our country’s legal system.
Your candidate sold government secrets to Russian spies.
My candidate is a savvy capitalist with international business experience.
Your candidate once killed a Mexican day-laborer and dumped his body in a river.
My candidate takes a tough stance on immigration.
Your candidate is addicted to painkillers.
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Your candidate is a promiscuous bisexual.
My candidate supports gender equality.
Your candidate was seen drinking the blood of a freshly slain goat in unholy tribute to the dark lord Beelzebub at a gathering of Satanists.
My candidate is an active participant in his religious congregation.
Your candidate released a sex tape on the Internet.
My candidate has nothing to hide from the American people.
Your candidate commandeered a Civil War reenactment and fired a cannon into a crowd of people, killing three.
My candidate vigorously defends his right to bear arms.
Your candidate is a pedophile.
My candidate loves children.
Your candidate burglarized a nursing home.
My candidate treasures the things that our senior citizens have to offer.
Your candidate recruited teenagers to work in his meth lab.
My candidate believes in teaching science to young people.
Your candidate visits prostitutes.
My candidate supports small-business owners.
Your candidate is a wealthy elitist who doesn’t trust common Americans to make good decisions.
My candidate shares the views of the Founding Fathers.