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Bad films of January to be spared Eric’s wrath

I will be taking a hiatus from reviewing movies. But do not be alarmed! The hiatus will only last for the month of January.

You are still alarmed? Please do not be. I did some checking. Of all the films I’ve reviewed (almost 1,900 now), 42 percent have gotten a grade of B or better. But of all the films I’ve reviewed that premiered in January, only 11 percent have scored B or better — and not one has gotten an A or A-. (Many very good films open in December in select cities and then spread out in January, so you might think they are January premieres, but they are not. They are December premieres, and are usually reviewed in December.)

January is the dumping ground. Movie attendance is generally low anyway, what with the holidays over and the money gone and the sense of “now we have to get back to real life” taking over America. So the studios perpetuate the cycle by releasing their lamest films in January, and hence January is the optimal month to take a hiatus, if a hiatus must be taken.

And I do believe a hiatus must be taken. I’m not getting burnt-out, particularly, but I have been frustrated lately by another problem. There are many, many films I have never seen, including quite a few that by all rights I SHOULD have seen. I would love to watch these movies — but when I’m reviewing six or seven new releases a week (plus performing my various other gotta-pay-the-bills duties), when is there time to pop in a DVD and watch something just for pleasure?

So I’ll still be watching a lot of movies in January — they just won’t be the new releases invading your local theaters. I’ve made a list of movies I want to see, and I’ll be Netflixing them throughout the month, and then in smaller doses throughout the year. I’m really looking forward to it.

Will I write reviews of these older movies? Most likely not. I might blog about the process now and then. But one of the purposes of the hiatus is to give myself a break from writing movie reviews every day. Writing takes a lot of time, and the whole point here is to spend less time writing and more time watching movies. Besides, honestly, what could I possibly have to say about “MASH” (1970) that has not already been said?

“In the Dark” will continue to be published. It will have the DVD release info and box office scores and everything else, along with reviews of any new releases that I happened to have screened before Jan. 1, or that I was assigned to review by Salt Lake City Weekly, where I am a contributor. (That’s how the occasional January premiere might slip in.) And I’m going to the Sundance Film Festival (Jan. 18-28), as usual, and will do my customary daily reportage from there.

So all is not lost. On Friday, Feb. 2, everything will be back to normal. Not that February is much better for movies than January, but hey, I’m sure you’ll want to know what I think of “Ghost Rider,” i.e., how bad it is.

11 Responses to “Bad films of January to be spared Eric’s wrath”

  1. John Doe Says:

    Oh, you hurt me already. I’m a big Ghost Rider fan. That being said, I have no doubt Ghost Rider will suck. Most likely worse than Fantastic Four, and that’s saying something. Seriously, Dr. Doom is one of the most awesome villains ever and they screwed him up. I’m sure they’ll manage to screw everything up in Ghost Rider. So sad you made me start thinking about that…

  2. Dan Says:

    We’ll miss you Eric…

    Can you post the list of movies you watch— I’d be curious to see what movies you’ve missed in your education.

  3. Cameron Says:

    Yes, I agree with Dan, if we can’t get witty and insightful views of the films you’ve seen, at least we can get witty and insightful lists!

  4. thejoeinme Says:

    Glad to see others have already shown interest in Eric’s List of Movies. I’ll just add to it by saying I, too, would like to see the List. Unless it includes movies like Citizen Kane or Casablanca or Psycho, where releasing the List would ruin your credibility as a reviewer ;)

  5. Amanda Says:

    If it was Ghost Writter (the wildly popular TV series about a magic comma that only a select group of clue finding pre-teens are able to see) I would be a lot more disappointed. I’d love to not only see that movie but read your review. Anyway Happy Hiatus!

  6. Lauren Says:

    So that means you’ll be missing Freedom Writers with Hilary Swank? I was looking forward to you ripping that movie for its many cliches, even if Hilary acts well in the movie. Oh well, you deserve a break.

  7. Laura Says:

    I too, shall express my interest in the List.

    Pretty please?

  8. Ian Says:

    Tragic news. I had been looking forward to your review of Code Name: The Cleaner.

    Can I tempt you? It’s from the director of Flubber and Encino Man.

  9. TheBoyWhoCouldTry Says:

    What about Smokin’ Aces from Joe Carnahan the director of Narc? It looks like pure unadulterated entertainment. I don’t know maybe it’s just more Pulp Fiction lite.

  10. Adam Says:

    I always wanted to know what you thought of “The New World” that came out within the last year, I believe. How’s that for a start?

  11. Eric D. Snider Says:

    Well, you could read my review of it. That might give you some idea of what I thought of it. :-)

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