Commenters continue to say the darnedest things!
It’s been far too long since we’ve shined a spotlight on some of the less intelligible comments that people have posted on EricDSnider.com. Here’s a batch, taken mostly from movie reviews.
DUMB COMMENTS POSTED ON ERICDSNIDER.COM
Ummmm Hmmm Thas a Lie I love romeo must Die n always will coz ever1 in ther is ma favourite actors but serioursly man u need to ummm hmmm i don no go ova tha movie and actualli get it from a person that has a lyphe point of view… and then mayb you would come back to earth… just a thought dont take it the heart….
[I believe this comment was written by a kitty cat.]
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In response to a blog entry criticizing Larry the Cable Guy:
Larry The Cable Guy is a great commedian, I was reading through this website and was just starting to think this Eric guy was pretty funny and was a neat site to check out, but then wow bashing on Larry The Cable Guy? Realized he must be an idiot! [If bashing Larry the Cable Guy makes me an idiot, then I guess I'm an idiot...] Are United States Air Force’s slogan is now Git-er done surely that has to mean something to you. [... but if saying "Are Air Force's slogan" makes YOU an idiot -- which it does -- then I guess you are, too.] I take it you do not like Ron White either? Am just wondering what it is that makes idiots like you bash on people like this do you not have a sense of humor, or cant handle a few curse words?!?! or nasty jokes then grow up or do not watch it and leave him the hell alone. He has done 5 times as much for this country and are troops then all of you put together!! As Larry would say you make about as much since as bunch of retards trying to fight Jackie Chan … JACK ASS
[I like that he chose a particularly hilarious bit of Larry's comedy to prove his point. Retards fighting Jackie Chan!! Why, that IS funny!]
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“Snide Remarks” column, “Ask Eric Stuff 21″:
I’m sorry but the comment about not wanting to date cubby girls becasue they’re cubby was kinda pig headed. I hope you just said that becasue you didn’t have something wittier to say, and you’re not really that shallow.
[How does someone read an entire column full of nothing but setups/punchlines, setups/punchlines, and come away from it thinking that one of those punchlines was actually a serious position statement? That's like someone handing you a big bowl of nothing but lies, and saying, "This is a big bowl of nothing but lies," and then you picking one lie out at random and saying, "Is this true?" No, stupid, it's not true. Go lie down.]
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this movie is so cute i think nancy is a good robe model and i love her to death she does what she does best and she want stop until it is done she has great dreams and she is very persistant and polite and i think if anybody wants to be like her i highly recamend it and don’t think twice about it because she never did
[Words to live by. Poorly spelled and badly arranged words, but words to live by nonetheless. And yes, Nancy Drew was once a robe model for the Sears catalog.]
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“Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer”:
whoever is writting all these review, I am yet to see one that actually has a likeness towards the movie on topic. Instead of critisizing movies, why don’t you just stop watching them all together, or why don’t you just make your ” PERFECT movie by yourself and let me write the [lousy] reviews for you and see how you like it.
["Whoever is writting all these reviews"? As in, you have no idea who's writing them? Obviously we need to redesign the site, since causing my name to appear six times per page isn't doing the trick.]
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Hey! I aboloutley adore this movie! Heath does great-but in some parts of this movie it is very boring. I love the music- but to me they should be playing mid-evil type music beacuse there was no such thing as ” We will Rocj you” or other songs like that back then. But overall- great movie!
[Not fully evil, like Marilyn Manson. Just mid-evil, like Metallica.]
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After watching this film, I feel like less of a person. I hope and pray that I won’t wake up in the morning. Not because this film ‘broadened my view of the future” simply because I no longer posess the will to live. I fear I may have to once again sit through two hours of utter horse [poop].. And not the nice kind you can use as manure, useless, deseased, maggot ridden crap.
I am now hollow inside, and just a shell of the person I used to be. Dear god, end my suffering. Take me to a better place.
Adios.
[Wow! Just imagine what her reaction would be if she saw a BAD movie!]
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Hey, i think that white chicks is the greatest movie ever! if people want to say bad stuff about this movie u must be pretty retarded. No afence. White chicks is my favourite movie i got it as soon as it came out. i watch it every night before i go to sleep. its such a great movie!!! you gotta love it!!! and. Marcus is my favourite out of the movie runner up is latrol.. how ever u spell it thanks. Samie
[No, Samie. Thank YOU.]
July 17th, 2007 at 1:06 am
No, a WALL!!……. okay okay, a fence, you got me…
July 17th, 2007 at 8:22 am
Awesome. Thanks for pulling these together.
I aboloutely love reading these comments!
July 17th, 2007 at 10:43 am
“[Larry the Cable Guy] has done 5 times as much for this country and are troops then all of you put together!!”
So, how many Eric D. Sniders are there?
July 17th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Nathan: There are (our?) six Eric D. Sniders
July 17th, 2007 at 11:57 am
Ummm Hmmmmm i don no Arek mayb u shood geda lyphe point of view, every1 L’s out ther has a likeness 2 tha MooVee, thas tha trooth man.
July 17th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
What kind of person uses “White Chicks” to lull themselves to sleep every night? Seriously, who does that to themselves? For one thing, imagine the chunk it’d take out of your week (and soul/cerebral cortex/will to live…)
July 17th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
That line alone made me think it was a gag comment. No one watches one movie, let alone a retarded movie, every night before bed. Can’t be serious.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Developmentally unstable twelve-year-old boys might.
I read the “mid-evil” comment shortly after it was originally posted, and needless to say, it cracked me up.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
“[I believe this comment was written by a kitty cat.]”
This made me laugh harder than I have in days.
July 17th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
The Air Force’s slogan is not “Git ‘er done.” As much as the Air Force has a slogan these days, it appears to be “Do something amazing” but that is more of a recruiting slogan. This doesn’t eliminate the possibility that some squadron or other is using Mr. Guy’s quote as their slogan. And probably without paying any royalties too.
July 17th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Let’s not be so hasty on the Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer commenter. Perhaps they were thinking Eric had started a movie review internship program for the kids in his Laotian sweatshop, and forgot to credit them. It makes perfect “since” to have those same kids take on Jackie Chan, too, while they’re at it.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
[How does someone read an entire column full of nothing but setups/punchlines, setups/punchlines, and come away from it thinking that one of those punchlines was actually a serious position statement? That’s like someone handing you a big bowl of nothing but lies, and saying, “This is a big bowl of nothing but lies,� and then you picking one lie out at random and saying, “Is this true?� No, stupid, it’s not true. Go lie down.]
In the book “Roughing It” by Mark Twain, way silly stories are told (like a buffalo chasing a guy up a tree) in every chapter. But his chapters about the Mormons in Utah were believed to be literally true by much of the nation. They know buffaloes don’t climb trees so they think its funny, but when they get to Mormons, which they already have weird pre-conceived notions about, they use it to justify their beliefs.
July 18th, 2007 at 3:01 am
Who is this ericdsnider guy and why is his name everywhere?
July 18th, 2007 at 10:51 am
It took me the longest time to find the last ‘Eric D Snider’ in the picture above (it was the one written in italics!)
July 18th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Check out the comment just posted on “Masked and Anonymous”, where the poster asks “who ever wrote that?” Arggh! Clearly, Eric needs to make his name big enough to fill the entire screen somehow.