Today’s “Snide Remarks,” entitled “Your Candidate/My Candidate,” is political only in a general sense. It’s more of a silly language-manipulation thing (which some would say is all politics is anyway).
On another topic, did you ever have SO MUCH WORK to do that it was impossible to do ANY of it, and so instead you took advantage of the absurdly unseasonal heat and sat under a tree all day, eating ice cream and reading a book? If so, then screw you. I have to stay inside and be productive. But believe me, in spirit, I am under that tree.