Perfectly Harmless Instant Messenger Statements That Will Get You in Trouble If the Government Is Spying on You
i thought my jokes about congress would kill, but they totally bombed
my dad’s gonna blow up at me when he finds out i helped toilet paper that white house down the street
she kept hijacking the conversation during the whole plane trip! it drove me crazy! i wanted to kill myself and everyone onboard!
my science teacher, mr. alkayda, has farts that are like chemical weapons
i am going to murder president george w bush