Eric's Blog February 12, 2016
Look at the old graphic I found! I made it myself, if you couldn't tell. Here are the reviews I've posted since the last time I addressed you:
Movie Review: "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" B- February 12, 2016
As a movie, "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" sounds like the kind of thing that's going to be all downhill after the title, like "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" was. (Not coincidentally, both films were based on books by the same person, Seth Grahame-Smith.) Can a parodic mashup of Jane Austen and George Romero sustain itself for the length of a feature? Or will this be like those stories in The Onion that should have been left as standalone headlines?
Movie Review: "Zoolander 2" C- February 11, 2016
When a hit movie doesn't get a sequel for more than 14 years, one is tempted to believe it's because they were waiting until they came up with a good idea for one. After all, if they were content to deliver a mediocre cash-grab, they'd have struck while the iron was still hot, right?
Movie Review: "Deadpool" B February 10, 2016
As I understand it from watching the movie, what separates Deadpool from other comic book superheroes is that he doesn't want to be a hero; he knows he's in a comic book; he's willing -- nay, eager -- to kill bad guys; and he swears a lot.
Movie Review: "The Boy" C+ February 8, 2016
"The Boy" is an atmospheric thriller in the old style, short on sex and violence, long on making the most of its meat-and-potatoes horror premise. It's too simple a movie to be a blockbuster, and not quite good enough to compensate for its lack of pizzazz (and star power), but people who like mild funhouse scares and creepy puppets will find it well worth the rental fee at Redbox (assuming that fee is still somewhere in the $1 range).
Eric's Blog February 5, 2016
Happy February, readers! Here are the new reviews I have for you this week:
Movie Review: "Hail, Caesar!" B February 5, 2016
Joel and Ethan Coen are Jewish, but the only one of their films to focus on the subject of faith directly is "A Serious Man," in which the conclusion they reach is "accept the mystery" -- i.e., you're never gonna figure it out; whatever will happen will happen, so quit worrying. That theme is also found in "No Country for Old Men" ("You can't stop what's comin'") and "Inside Llewyn Davis," where the title character faces the fact that his difficult, uncertain life might not ever get any easier.
Movie Review: "The Choice" C February 5, 2016
Like most movies, "The Choice" is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. That means it's a romantic drama set near the ocean, everybody has a dog, and one of the principals is going to die. (Or almost die. Sometimes they only almost die.)
Movie Review: "Fifty Shades of Black" D February 3, 2016
With "A Haunted House," "A Haunted House 2," and now "Fifty Shades of Black," Marlon Wayans has proven that he doesn't need any help from his brothers to make a truly awful spoof. This is probably a great source of pride for him at family gatherings. "Did you see how low the Rotten Tomatoes score was on that last one?" Marlon Wayans probably says to Damon, Shawn, and Keenen Ivory. "I did that without you."
Movie Review: "Kung Fu Panda 3" C+ January 29, 2016
As you may recall, or as you may have looked up on Wikipedia just now to refresh your memory, "Kung Fu Panda 2" ended with the revelation that Po (Jack Black) was not the only panda left, and that his real father was living in a secret village full of them. "Kung Fu Panda 3" takes it from there, adding another energetic chapter to the story while also reminding us of the law of diminishing returns.
The last 60 days:
- 13 Hours B
- Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip D+
- Anomalisa A-
- The Boy C+
- The Choice C
- Deadpool B
- Fifty Shades of Black D
- The Forest C
- Hail, Caesar! B
- The Hateful Eight B+
- Joy C+
- Kung Fu Panda 3 C+
- Point Break D+
- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies B-
- The Revenant B
- Ride Along 2 C+
- Sisters C+
- Star Wars: The Force Awakens B+
- Zoolander 2 C-