Eric D. Snider

Movie Review: "Ex Machina" B April 10, 2015

The intelligence isn't artificial after all

Alex Garland's first novel, "The Beach" was turned into a movie by director Danny Boyle, who went on to direct two of Garland's screenplays, "28 Days Later" and "Sunshine." Garland strengthened his sci-fi bonafides with solid screenplay adaptations of "Never Let Me Go" and "Dredd," and has now graduated to directing his own original work -- "Ex Machina," a wry, ponderous story of artificial intelligence, natural intelligence, and good old-fashioned hubris.

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Movie Review: "Furious Seven" C+ April 3, 2015

Fantasy where cars fly, Vin Diesel talks

"Furious Seven," the latest installment in the "Fast and the Furious" car-oriented soap opera franchise, starts with newly introduced British villain Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham) vowing to kill the entire Fast & Furious gang for almost killing his brother in the previous movie. Shaw then travels to L.A. to fight with government agent Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) and get the list of whom, exactly, he has vowed to kill. For the rest of the movie, no matter which corner of the globe our heroes have trotted to, Deckard Shaw shows up like Wile E. Coyote to try to kill them.

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Movie Review: "It Follows" A- March 27, 2015

Don't let a one-night stand haunt you

Many a horror film has punished its randy teenage characters by killing them after they have sex, but "It Follows" takes the idea to a new level, using a metaphorical device to conjure all the fears that adolescents (and other people) have about sex. The result is one of the most original, most intelligently frightening movies to emerge in some time.

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Movie Review: "Get Hard" C+ March 25, 2015

What's the deal with rape, amirite?

On paper, the central joke of "Get Hard" is that a white-collar criminal (Will Ferrell) hires someone he believes is a tough felon (Kevin Hart) to help him prepare for San Quentin, where he's headed a month from now. In practice, the central joke is this: Hey, did you know that in prison, there is a lot of RAPE? Where the men rape each other? With their penises? Boy howdy, what a rapey time they all have, there in the prisons!

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Movie Review: "The Duke of Burgundy" B+ March 20, 2015

Love means having a reliable safe word

Photographed in the sumptuous colors of yesteryear's art-house smut, "The Duke of Burgundy" does concern an intimate S&M relationship between two winsome ladies, Cynthia (Sidse Babett Knudsen) and Ellen (Chiara D'Anna). And these ladies do indeed have sex, with each other. But don't mistake writer/director Peter Strickland's surreal, mischievous love story for mere lezploitation. I'm not sure Ellen and Cynthia even qualify as lesbians, since the film is set in a world where men don't exist. In fact, the only masculine reference in the whole thing is the title, which is a species of butterfly.

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Movie Review: "Run All Night" B- March 13, 2015

Well, time to go kill some more dudes

"Run All Night" looks to be just another movie where bad guys threaten Liam Neeson's family, and he uses his particular set of skills to kill them all. And in truth, it isn't much more than that. But this sturdy genre exercise -- Neeson's third collaboration with director Jaume Collet-Serra after "Unknown" and "Non-Stop" -- finds the imposing Irishman in top form, menacing to villains but soft and likable to us good guys, and Collet-Serra's workmanlike proficiency keeps all the gears running smoothly.

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Movie Review: "Unfinished Business" C March 6, 2015

Must be business, 'cause it ain't pleasure

Sometimes when I'm writing I'll get stuck on a paragraph or a sentence, leave it half-developed, and come back to it later. But it has happened (more than once, I confess) that I've been under a tight deadline and, in my haste, have forgotten to return to the problematic section to polish it up before it went live.

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Eric's Blog March 2, 2015

Buy This: 'Real Moms: Making It Up As We Go'

Lisa Valentine Clark is one of my best friends, one of the funniest people I've ever met, and now a published author! Her book, "Real Moms: Making It Up As We Go," combines two of the things she is best at: improv comedy and parenting. You should buy this book (here).

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Movie Review: "Focus" B February 27, 2015

It turned out the real con ... was love

"Focus" is about con artists, and the title refers to the fact that humans are easily distracted and thus subject to being conned. Some of us are easier marks than others, of course. I, for one, am almost always fooled by the tricks in con-artist movies. Even when I should know better, I think, "Uh-oh! They blew it! Their caper's not going to work! How will they get out of this?" And then it turns out they knew what they were doing all along, the setbacks were part of the plan, and I am delighted. Every time.

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Movie Review: "The Lazarus Effect" C+ February 27, 2015

Resurrection for fun, profit, and thrills

"The Lazarus Effect" begins with some medical students trying to resurrect a pig. This is a great use of everyone's time, you'll agree. If there's one thing we don't have enough of, it's live pigs. Actually, these students have developed a serum that might lengthen the window of time that doctors can revive a person after he or she is clinically dead. What's more, where there's usually brain damage in cases like that, this Lazarus juice keeps the brain sharp. Why, a person brought back to life with this serum might even have EXTRA brain power...

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